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What Your Drunk Tat Says About You

Posted August 7, 2012 by in DRUNK

Since Justin Bieber has officially gotten a tattoo, we’re sure millions of boys and girls across the globe will be rushing to the nearest tattoo parlor in an attempt to be just like the Biebs.

Although we sport some tats ourselves, we’re here to make sure you know exactly what your tattoo will say about you. Just remember that shit’s permanent, bro!


You’re either smoking hot, or you think that you are. Either way, you’re DTF any where, and any time. You want everyone to know that you prefer for them to look at you from behind, than from the front (to admire your artwork obviously), and are most likely a big fan of showing any part of your underwear when necessary – or unnecessary!


You’ve probably have a lot of issues. Your tattoo speaks to your need to look tough at all times, and your inability to do so without a tattoo. Rihanna’s “S&M” really gets you going, and you can’t help but sing along. Plus, you look fabulous in orange!


You are absolutely shit out of luck dude. These kinds of tattoos (we’ll call them the “permanent preteen mistakes”) are probably the worst. The fad that you were obsessed with at 16 (like the Famous Star, or Rocket Power, or Vanilla Ice) are most definitely not going to be what you’re obsessed with at 25. Even worse, if you are still obsessed with that shit nine years later, you’re really fucked up!


You my friend, are a fine piece of work. You’re obviously 100% not interested in the opposite sex, and probably excel at things like videogames or douchebaggery. You probably really enjoy beer, at one point wanted to be a Nascar driver, and still think your cousin’s sexy.


You are an awesome partier, and the type of guy we’d like to get to know a little better. You obviously know how to take a joke to the next level, without losing your ability to pull chicks. You drink and you have a good time, and sometimes an ass-cheek just has to take the hit. It’s definitely not the worse thing you could do!


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