Posts Tagged ‘sex’
Get drunk. Get laid. Simple.
Because sex in a bedroom was so fifty years ago.
They may look good, but they aren't perfect!
There's no reason not to celebrate Hump Day!
It's your Spring Break, so you decide how you want to remember it.
Strap on a rubber and slide it between what feels good!
Alcohol? Yes. Condoms. Obviously. Homework? Get the F out of here!
Don't let the grass on the field grow too much!
It's about time you get some humping done today!
You're itching for a banging, so use these lines to make it happen.