Each day we get tons of emails from the bullshit our fans get into each night. Do we think they all have a drinking problem? Maybe. Do we cause problems when we drink? Without a doubt.
And since we love you so much, we rank the top-3 partiers of the week, and award them with a little swag to show-off their hangover proudly.
He’s got to be sorry for sleeping, ’cause if it’s for going to that strip joint, he never has to apologize to us!
If these superheroes deliver alcohol, where can we place our order?
So is this dude showing-off his two favorite things all at once? Beer and anal…?
Got a pic of you or your friends doing everything so wrong, yet feeling so right? Let us judge you by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org, or “throwing up” on our Facebook page. Don’t worry, we’ll be sure to hold your hair back.