
With all the partying that goes on in Hollywood, we thought a list of the greatest animals out there would give our livers justice. We’re strict here at thes4p, so we rated on a) past blackoutedness, b) drunk as fuck photos, and/or c) because we honestly think it’d be rad to grab a drink (or four) with you. Here’s to those who know how to “entertain the night.”

10. Cisco Adler

9. Prince Harry

8. Ryan Lochte

7. Ke$ha

6. Pacman Jones

5. Steve Nash and Dirk Nowitzki

4. Pippa Middleton

3. Charlie Sheen

2. Tara Reid

1. President Obama
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