Halle Berry- Call it good genes or whatever, but Ms. Berry looks even better than she did ten years ago!

Johnny Depp- Johnny’s anti-aging thing has become so popular that its led folks around the internet to call him a ‘Time Lord.’ Maybe he’s just jumping from era to era for the lulz.

Tobey Mcguire- Looks like even spidey got in on the fountain of youth deal.

Keanu Reeves- Okay so the first two pictures might be fake, but seriously look at the other ones. 1194-2008? Vampire!

Nicolas Cage- All we gotta say is: Creepy Right?!

1. If you’re old enough to think you’re old enough to drink. At 18 you are able to vote, purchase tobacco and fight in a war. If you are able to fight and possibly die for your country than you should be able to enjoy a beer legally while you do it.

2. One of the biggest problems on college campuses is underage drinking. If the drinking age was changed to 18 you wouldn’t have to worry about drunk college students stumbling around campus.

3. To anybody under 21 alcohol is looked at as a forbidden fruit. Whenever you tell a teenager they can’t have something they will immediately challenge you on that. So stop the bitching and hassling and just give him or her that beer.

4. Only America has a problem with underage drinking. In countries around the world where there is no drinking age there is hardly any problems with alcohol.

5. If you can’t make it, fake it. The drinking age being 21 forces teens to invest in fake ID’s which is a felony. A teen that likes to drink doesn’t cause concern for a felony charge, we say let em’ drink!

6. You’re going to do it anyways. Getting alcohol as a teen is as easy as asking your older sibling. If you’re going to drink anyways why not make it easier on the kids, the parents, and the police.

7. If you can be tried as an adult you should be able to drink like one. If 18 is old enough to be tried as an adult when committing a crime then it should be old enough to have an adult beverage.

Pedialyte is intended to be used for toddlers with diarrhea that have become dehydrated but can now be used to cure the shitty time you’re having because of your hangover as well. As many of you already know hangovers are mainly caused from being dehydrated. This occurs because alcohol leeches fluids and electrolytes from your body. Pedialyte has more electrolytes than Gatorade or Powerade and cures your hangover by replacing the electrolytes and fluids lost during a night of binge drinking.

You can purchase a powder mixture form of Pedialyte, a bottle of it, or it even comes in freezer pops. We recommend that after a long night of drinking you should first down a bottle of Pedialyte before bed (this will help tremendously in the morning). When you wake up drink another bottle and then suck down some Pedialyte freezer pops. Pedialyte freezer pops are great for when you wake up with a terrible hangover and need something to cool yourself down. They sooth your aching head, and make you feel much better.

Now that you know what to use next time you are hung over it should make those certain mornings a little easier to get through. Real athletes use Gatorade while real drinkers use Pedialyte. What are you waiting for!? Get out there right now, GET WASTED, and try it out for yourself!

When it comes to partying, we like to do it with the absolute best. Why party with someone who isn’t famous, or doesn’t know how to get down in all the right ways? You absolutely know we’d take Charlie Sheen as our beer pong partner any day.

The question is, who else would be on our flip cup dream team? We’re determined to recruit only the elite! We love public displays of awesomeness, so here’s this week’s celebrity who caught our attention.

Who: Reese Witherspoon

Why: When police pulled her husband over for drinking and driving, Reese responded the only way she saw fit, by asking the officers if they “know who she was.” With a heart-shaped face and a reputation for being an overall sweetheart, this took the nation by storm. Here at Sorry For Partying, we’re all for some game changers on drinking team.

As the woman who was able to walk away from Ryan Phillippe, we can boldly say that Reese has the balls we’ve been looking for. And after this past incident, it’s safe to say she’s sorry for partying, just the way we like ‘em

Drink of Choice: Whiskey Sour

• It’s not that expensive

•There’s tons of movies and television shows

•You can never run out of new shows

•It’s constantly being updated

•You don’t need friends if you have Netflix

•You can watch it ANYWHERE (on your smartphone/ipad, TV, or laptop)

•You can watch TV shows for as long as you want, whenever you want, without having to wait every week for a new episode to come on

•You will make other friends who also enjoy watching Netflix & have awesome Netflix parties

•There is a show/movie for everyone to enjoy

WARNING: you may experience post-season depression. Watch with caution and make sure to pick a new series once the end of your current marathon approaches.

We know what you’re thinking: “this has to be a post? Isn’t it obvious?!” Good point, dear reader. However, there is so much more than just a brilliantly groomed beard to this man. We’re talking party savviness, no-bullshit demeanor, and the ability to steal your girl characteristics that we want in our lives (and our audience, for the matter). So grab some whiskey, take a seat, and prepare to be Ronned.

His every-day diet is hangover heaven. Not only is he always digestively ready for a party, he’s the perfect morning-after buddy to go binge at the local greasy diner across the street with. Only a select few should ever see you in that light.

He couldn’t give less of a fuck. We’ve all been there: day of finals, hungover Mondays at work, or drunk 3 a.m. trips to a sketchy $1 pizza place. Either way, Ron feels ya.

If you give him enough whiskey, he’ll become a sedated bear. There’s always a stage in drinking where you can’t wipe that dumb smile off your face and you feel compelled to hug everyone in sight, despite being completely aloof and annoyed at all sober times.

He does what he wants. When was the last time you let someone tell you what to do? That’s what we thought.

He is a strong advocate of liquid fun. Whether it be whiskey, rum, beer, or wine, Ron agrees there is no specific order, rhyme or reason for consumption. In the wise words of Nike: just do it. Though we may disagree with Ron’s “clear alcohols are for rich women on diets” philosophy, there is no one we’d rather have on our beer olympics team more than the mustache man himself.

1. Betty Boop

Who would’ve thought that a cartoon character from 1930 would still be hot today? Well she still is. Betty Boop paved the way for all of the sexy cartoon females you see today.

2. Marge Simpson

Marge can make something else stand up just like her hair does. Just check out those double D’OH’s!

3. Daphne

We would go missing just to make sure someone as hot as Daphne would try to find us. That’s one hot detective.

4. Tinker Bell

In this case size doesn’t matter. Whether she’s 6 ft. tall or 6 inches tall Tinker Bell is still sexy as hell.

5. Nancy Gribble

Hey Sug! This sexy broadcaster from Arlen, Texas certainly deserves making our list.

6. Pocahontas

This is why pilgrims looked for new land, so that they could find women like this. If all it took was a boat ride across the Atlantic to reach this hot Native American then it must’ve been well worth it.

7. Wilma Flintstone

WILMAAAAHHHH!!!!! This sexy red head paved the way for all of the Louis Griffins today. She’s hot, has sass, and can make your “Bedrock”!

8. Esmeralda

Just look at that look she’s giving you. That should be enough proof that this sexy Latina belongs on this list.

9. Louis Griffin

This sexy red head is not only funny and gorgeous but she is also one down-ass cool chick. You’ve done well Peter Griffin, very well.

10. Belle

If you ever get a chance to wife up a girl like Belle you better take it. We don’t care if you are a beast, if you find a chick that beautiful and that sweet put a ring on that finger.

11. Ariel

We don’t even know how it could physically work but who the hell cares? When you have the hottest chick under the sea who gives a shit.

12. Jasmine

Who wouldn’t want to take a magic carpet ride with Jasmine? No One! If any woman could bring peace to the Middle East it would be Jasmine.

13. Jessica Rabbit

Jessica Rabbit is not only queen bee but she plays a cartoon character in a “real life” movie and makes the men drop to their knees. Whether it’s fiction or fantasy this sexy red head drives every body crazy.

Now that it’s summer, you’ll have a lot more time to go to cool things like concerts (or “shows” if you’re a cool kid).  This means getting up close and personal with a lot of sweaty people drinking cheap beer. If you’re at a show that is cool, there are obviously no assigned seats, little to no security, and a lot of people who are looking to expend some pent up energy.  If you don’t want to get punched in the face, here is a list of things to avoid doing:

Talk shit about the opening band

You know who watches those first few acts?  Fans, friends, or people who want to hear new bands.  People who don’t care how much you think their music sucks.  Besides, it makes you sound like an asshole.

Push your way to the front

Look.  We all want to be as close to the music as possible.  But the people in front of you got there early, listened to the shitty opening bands, and haven’t moved even to piss in the last hour and a half.  Now you’re going to push past them because you want to be closer to a guard rail?  Move when the crowd moves or prepare to miss some teeth.

Crowd surf

Dude, it’s not the 90′s anymore.  Crowd surfing is totally lame and a really good way to either A. lose your wallet, or B. be punched in the spine by other dudes and ladies who don’t want some drunk asshole landing on their heads.

Try to bring a full beer into the crowd

Unless you’re going to finish it between sets, bringing a full beer into a crowd is like hanging a sign around your neck that says “I am looking for a fight.”  You’re going to spill it.  You’re going to spill it on some girl who only half wanted to be there in the first place and who has a boyfriend who is going to relieve you of some blood.  Or you’re going to spill it on some girl who came because she likes mosh pits more than anyone rightly should, and she will personally relieve you of some blood. And you’ll deserve it.

Anybody whose ever been stoned knows the feeling. It’s a lazy Sunday and you’ve been inhaling nothing but THC for the last hour. Suddenly nothing in the world matters except for how good a big fat burrito would be right now. But then you realize that in order to obtain said burrito you have to leave the security of your dank-ass room, which means not only engaging in physical activity, but also exposing yourself to a world of people just waiting to judge you. As you step outside into the bright sunlight and feel the eyes of all those sober souls looking back at you, you immediately think to yourself, “Shit. EVERYBODY knows.” But have no fear fellow toker, because you know how to trick them all.

“I’m sober, bitch.”

1. Sunglasses. This may seem like a no-brainer, but unless it’s night time, it’s a necessity. Sure you may look a little douchey wearing shades when it’s overcast, but it’s nothing compared to the look people will give you when you try to talk to them with eyes almost entirely closed. Do yourself a favor and throw them on as soon as you step out that door.

“…Huh?”

2. Don’t Stare. Okay, so you’re strutting down the street in your hip Ray Bans, thinking you got this under control, when all of a sudden you run into someone you know. Don’t panic! You got this. Smile and say hi, and then let your friend carry the conversation. There’s no way you’re paying any attention to what he/she is saying, so naturally your mind is going to drift somewhere else. Snap out of it! The jig’s up the moment you get caught staring at the flower next to your foot. Which brings us to…

3. Show Fake Interest. This is a widely accepted and approved method for anyone trying to get through a conversation with a girlfriend, and can easily be adapted to this situation. A common mistake of stoners is actually attempting to follow what a sober person is saying. Trust me, it’s not worth it. You’re just gonna hurt your head and look like an idiot. Instead, just respond with phrases such as, “Cool, dude” and “That’s sick.” And if you’re feeling ballsy, you can even go ahead and ask an extremely generic question such as “What are the odds?”

4. Speak with Confidence. Well done, you’ve made it to that shitty Mexican restaurant down the street. Now all you have to do is order your food and you’re on your way back to the rest of that blunt you left on your bed. But don’t get cocky. Ordering food is a stoner’s nightmare…so many things can go wrong. All you have to do is tell yourself that you know exactly what you want and that you are going to get it, no matter what. So walk up to that cashier and demand that fucking burrito. Even if you aren’t making much sense, chances are the cashier can’t speak English anyways. Just push through it and you’re home free.

Sweet, sweet victory.

5. Don’t Eat Your Food Till You Get Home. So you have your food in hand and you’re on your way back. Your stomach is growling and you can smell the chipotle wafting out of the bag. Don’t surrender! Nothing screams pothead like a dude stuffing his face with a burrito/donut/pizza as he stumbles down a crowded street. Just keep your eyes on the prize and in no time you will be in the safety of your room going to town on that burrito without any fear of judgement.

Congratulations, you tricked everyone into thinking you’re a stand-up citizen. Now go ahead and take a victory hit of that blunt, you earned it.

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1. Sleep. This may sound obvious, but since a hangover is much like a 24-hour bug, it’s best to sleep it off and give yourself time to recover without having to be awake for all the awful repercussions.

2. Avoid aspirin, ibuprofen, and Tylenol. Shocking, right? Surprisingly, all three of these medications may worsen your hangover. Aspirin thins your blood, enabling the horror that is your hangover and Tylenol is known to be bad for your liver, so after a night of saying “screw you” to our favorite organ, it’s time to say I’m sorry and stay away from harmful meds.

3. Exercise. No, we’re serious, this isn’t some sort of sick joke. Because alcohol is a toxin (more like Toxic, am I right?) sweating it out can be the best thing for you. Plus, endorphins will make you enjoy life again, preparing you to drink again that night. Don’t forget to hydrate while twerkin’ your hangover off.

4. Eat protein. Bacon or sausage always sounds good the morning after, right? Turns out it’s not just orgasmic but also good for getting rid of the pounding in your head. Win-win.

5. Pickle Juice, fruit juice, or Bloody Mary. I say put the pickle juice in with a Bloody Mary and have yourself a hangover-free day in no time. Both vegetable and pickle juice are rich in vitamins and will refuel your body.

6. Drink Alka-Seltzer. The carbonation will help with the nausea, and because it’s already a remedy for indigestion, it should take away the stomach misfortune of your hangover.

7. Drink water and take a Vitamin B supplement before bed. We’re all about the hangover prevention. Hangovers are mostly due to dehydration and alcohol depletes your body of a lot of key vitamins, so stocking up right after will lead to a better morning.

8. Don’t drink.  Just kidding.