1. Betty Boop

Who would’ve thought that a cartoon character from 1930 would still be hot today? Well she still is. Betty Boop paved the way for all of the sexy cartoon females you see today.

2. Marge Simpson

Marge can make something else stand up just like her hair does. Just check out those double D’OH’s!

3. Daphne

We would go missing just to make sure someone as hot as Daphne would try to find us. That’s one hot detective.

4. Tinker Bell

In this case size doesn’t matter. Whether she’s 6 ft. tall or 6 inches tall Tinker Bell is still sexy as hell.

5. Nancy Gribble

Hey Sug! This sexy broadcaster from Arlen, Texas certainly deserves making our list.

6. Pocahontas

This is why pilgrims looked for new land, so that they could find women like this. If all it took was a boat ride across the Atlantic to reach this hot Native American then it must’ve been well worth it.

7. Wilma Flintstone

WILMAAAAHHHH!!!!! This sexy red head paved the way for all of the Louis Griffins today. She’s hot, has sass, and can make your “Bedrock”!

8. Esmeralda

Just look at that look she’s giving you. That should be enough proof that this sexy Latina belongs on this list.

9. Louis Griffin

This sexy red head is not only funny and gorgeous but she is also one down-ass cool chick. You’ve done well Peter Griffin, very well.

10. Belle

If you ever get a chance to wife up a girl like Belle you better take it. We don’t care if you are a beast, if you find a chick that beautiful and that sweet put a ring on that finger.

11. Ariel

We don’t even know how it could physically work but who the hell cares? When you have the hottest chick under the sea who gives a shit.

12. Jasmine

Who wouldn’t want to take a magic carpet ride with Jasmine? No One! If any woman could bring peace to the Middle East it would be Jasmine.

13. Jessica Rabbit

Jessica Rabbit is not only queen bee but she plays a cartoon character in a “real life” movie and makes the men drop to their knees. Whether it’s fiction or fantasy this sexy red head drives every body crazy.

Now that it’s summer, you’ll have a lot more time to go to cool things like concerts (or “shows” if you’re a cool kid).  This means getting up close and personal with a lot of sweaty people drinking cheap beer. If you’re at a show that is cool, there are obviously no assigned seats, little to no security, and a lot of people who are looking to expend some pent up energy.  If you don’t want to get punched in the face, here is a list of things to avoid doing:

Talk shit about the opening band

You know who watches those first few acts?  Fans, friends, or people who want to hear new bands.  People who don’t care how much you think their music sucks.  Besides, it makes you sound like an asshole.

Push your way to the front

Look.  We all want to be as close to the music as possible.  But the people in front of you got there early, listened to the shitty opening bands, and haven’t moved even to piss in the last hour and a half.  Now you’re going to push past them because you want to be closer to a guard rail?  Move when the crowd moves or prepare to miss some teeth.

Crowd surf

Dude, it’s not the 90′s anymore.  Crowd surfing is totally lame and a really good way to either A. lose your wallet, or B. be punched in the spine by other dudes and ladies who don’t want some drunk asshole landing on their heads.

Try to bring a full beer into the crowd

Unless you’re going to finish it between sets, bringing a full beer into a crowd is like hanging a sign around your neck that says “I am looking for a fight.”  You’re going to spill it.  You’re going to spill it on some girl who only half wanted to be there in the first place and who has a boyfriend who is going to relieve you of some blood.  Or you’re going to spill it on some girl who came because she likes mosh pits more than anyone rightly should, and she will personally relieve you of some blood. And you’ll deserve it.

Anybody whose ever been stoned knows the feeling. It’s a lazy Sunday and you’ve been inhaling nothing but THC for the last hour. Suddenly nothing in the world matters except for how good a big fat burrito would be right now. But then you realize that in order to obtain said burrito you have to leave the security of your dank-ass room, which means not only engaging in physical activity, but also exposing yourself to a world of people just waiting to judge you. As you step outside into the bright sunlight and feel the eyes of all those sober souls looking back at you, you immediately think to yourself, “Shit. EVERYBODY knows.” But have no fear fellow toker, because you know how to trick them all.

“I’m sober, bitch.”

1. Sunglasses. This may seem like a no-brainer, but unless it’s night time, it’s a necessity. Sure you may look a little douchey wearing shades when it’s overcast, but it’s nothing compared to the look people will give you when you try to talk to them with eyes almost entirely closed. Do yourself a favor and throw them on as soon as you step out that door.

“…Huh?”

2. Don’t Stare. Okay, so you’re strutting down the street in your hip Ray Bans, thinking you got this under control, when all of a sudden you run into someone you know. Don’t panic! You got this. Smile and say hi, and then let your friend carry the conversation. There’s no way you’re paying any attention to what he/she is saying, so naturally your mind is going to drift somewhere else. Snap out of it! The jig’s up the moment you get caught staring at the flower next to your foot. Which brings us to…

3. Show Fake Interest. This is a widely accepted and approved method for anyone trying to get through a conversation with a girlfriend, and can easily be adapted to this situation. A common mistake of stoners is actually attempting to follow what a sober person is saying. Trust me, it’s not worth it. You’re just gonna hurt your head and look like an idiot. Instead, just respond with phrases such as, “Cool, dude” and “That’s sick.” And if you’re feeling ballsy, you can even go ahead and ask an extremely generic question such as “What are the odds?”

4. Speak with Confidence. Well done, you’ve made it to that shitty Mexican restaurant down the street. Now all you have to do is order your food and you’re on your way back to the rest of that blunt you left on your bed. But don’t get cocky. Ordering food is a stoner’s nightmare…so many things can go wrong. All you have to do is tell yourself that you know exactly what you want and that you are going to get it, no matter what. So walk up to that cashier and demand that fucking burrito. Even if you aren’t making much sense, chances are the cashier can’t speak English anyways. Just push through it and you’re home free.

Sweet, sweet victory.

5. Don’t Eat Your Food Till You Get Home. So you have your food in hand and you’re on your way back. Your stomach is growling and you can smell the chipotle wafting out of the bag. Don’t surrender! Nothing screams pothead like a dude stuffing his face with a burrito/donut/pizza as he stumbles down a crowded street. Just keep your eyes on the prize and in no time you will be in the safety of your room going to town on that burrito without any fear of judgement.

Congratulations, you tricked everyone into thinking you’re a stand-up citizen. Now go ahead and take a victory hit of that blunt, you earned it.

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1. Sleep. This may sound obvious, but since a hangover is much like a 24-hour bug, it’s best to sleep it off and give yourself time to recover without having to be awake for all the awful repercussions.

2. Avoid aspirin, ibuprofen, and Tylenol. Shocking, right? Surprisingly, all three of these medications may worsen your hangover. Aspirin thins your blood, enabling the horror that is your hangover and Tylenol is known to be bad for your liver, so after a night of saying “screw you” to our favorite organ, it’s time to say I’m sorry and stay away from harmful meds.

3. Exercise. No, we’re serious, this isn’t some sort of sick joke. Because alcohol is a toxin (more like Toxic, am I right?) sweating it out can be the best thing for you. Plus, endorphins will make you enjoy life again, preparing you to drink again that night. Don’t forget to hydrate while twerkin’ your hangover off.

4. Eat protein. Bacon or sausage always sounds good the morning after, right? Turns out it’s not just orgasmic but also good for getting rid of the pounding in your head. Win-win.

5. Pickle Juice, fruit juice, or Bloody Mary. I say put the pickle juice in with a Bloody Mary and have yourself a hangover-free day in no time. Both vegetable and pickle juice are rich in vitamins and will refuel your body.

6. Drink Alka-Seltzer. The carbonation will help with the nausea, and because it’s already a remedy for indigestion, it should take away the stomach misfortune of your hangover.

7. Drink water and take a Vitamin B supplement before bed. We’re all about the hangover prevention. Hangovers are mostly due to dehydration and alcohol depletes your body of a lot of key vitamins, so stocking up right after will lead to a better morning.

8. Don’t drink.  Just kidding.

5. It is violent.

We love to see the hard hits in football.  MMA fighting is like porn for anyone who wears and TAPOUT shirt.  So why is hockey not on the top of the contact sports list?  You haven’t watched sports until you see someone’s face slammed into the glass. Which brings us to…
 

4. They let the players fist fight!

And the penalty is only a five minute time out.  No free throws, no automatic first downs.  Just fights. All around good TV if you ask us.

3. It might be low scoring, but the goals are usually awesome.

If you’re a fan of the Blackhawks (you should be), you get to watch Patrick Kane do a 360 spin and score backhanded between two defenders and a goalie who takes up the majority of the net.  Suck it, LeBron. But besides the Blackhawks, most of hockey’s goals are seriously entertaining to watch. It’s like soccer, only better.

2. The rule of three (periods)

Sometimes, games can last just too damn long.  You have post game drinking to do! Hockey takes care of you. No four quarter games. No nine innings. Only three periods.  Beginning, middle, end. Boom.

1. The Chicago Blackhawks.

The Blackhawks are to hockey what the ’98 Bulls were to basketball.  Their fourth line is better than most team’s first.  They had seven losses this season.  In 2010, Duncan Keith had seven teeth knocked out AND FINISHED THE GAME. Yeah. Let’s see baseball compete with that.

1. The Beatles

Yeah, yeah, yeah.. maybe a little overrated, but there’s a reason they’ve maintained such popularity for decades upon decades. We all know or have heard at least a few of their songs. They have a range from music that makes you want to dance to music that makes you want to cry. Remember the famous Ferris Bueller’s Day Off parade scene? You can thank the Beatles for the wonderful dance number that Ferris sings: Twist and Shout.

2. Cheap Trick

Maybe not a household name for everyone, but you’ve probably heard one or two of their more popular songs (I Want You To Want Me or Surrender ring any bells?). Formed in the early 70′s, Cheap Trick has been around for 40 years, providing rock music for all ages that is perfect for singing along to. If these names aren’t familiar with you, make sure to check some of their music out!

3. Coldplay

This British band has been popular throughout the 2000′s for their alternative rock. With each new album, they create a new sound making the band versatile while still maintaining a signature essence that isn’t hard to miss. Coldplay provides a good, calm atmosphere, even in their more upbeat and louder music. Always perfect for any chillsituation.

4. Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros

Though this indie band has only been around for a few years, it is fairly widely recognized by those of a younger generation at least. They’ve been featured at Coachella and other music festivals. Their music, though still expanding, provides some great background noise (or foreground if you just enjoy singing) for anything you might be doing, day or night.

5. Nirvana

A band that will forever be commemorated after the loss of lead singer, Kurt Cobain, in the 90′s, Nirvana is well-known and well-loved. Their music is unique, and varies across many different sounds. Dave Grohl, then drummer for Nirvana, formed his own band The Foo Fighters after Cobain’s death in 1994. The Foo Fighters are another extension to this varying music that can be utilized for any occasion.

6. Jimi Hendrix

Now Mr. Hendrix we’ve all heard of. However, many surprisingly aren’t too familiar with his music. Though, notable for his psychadelic rock music, many of his songs can be used for easy listening and/or dancing. His music has a unique quality that he is most famous for creating.

7. Led Zeppelin

A band with quite possibly the widest variety of music. From D’yer Mak’er, to Stairway to Heaven , to The Immigrant Song, Led has created such a great compilation of music that is perfect for anyone to find at least a few songs they enjoy.. if not all of them! They are known for their varying sounds; hard rock, blues rock, and folk rock (which are actually quite different).

8. Red Hot Chili Peppers

Who could go wrong with Red Hot Chili Peppers? A band that has one of the most unique sounds, you can most likely pick their music out anywhere because most of their songs are distinctly similar. However, they are talented in such a way that they have created both music to get you pumped and music to soothe the ears.

9. Sublime

Sublime is a band that not everyone has heard of that came straight from the LBC (represent Snoop Dogg!). Their reggae sound is so unique that many have attempted to copy it, but to no avail. Unfortunately, lead singer Bradley Nowell’s death brought about the end of the band until later re-united with a new lead singer. Their music has such a large range that many people have heard quite a few of their songs without even realizing it!

10. Usher

One of those artists who has maintained a consistent popularity for years, Usher is widely known and his music even more-so. He has created something for everyone to enjoy listening to (especially with that beautiful voice of his). He is beyond talented and has experimented with different genres throughout his career. Perfect if you’re feeling like a little Hip Hop in your life or just some smooth jams to listen to.

Try to have a buddy

It’s sometimes difficult to coordinate your all-nighter with another person’s homework schedule, but eventually you’ll find someone who has important work to get done… or who has insomnia. Having someone working near you will encourage you to push through and stay awake! Also, it’s always nice to commiserate.

Get 5 Hour Energy 

This, along with your study buddy, will be your best friend for the night. We suggest extra strength for that little boost! However, remember: Do not drink this until you feel you cannot stay awake any longer; it kicks in quickly and will keep you energized and awake for.. well.. 5 hours.

Always have some background music

If you really wanna get pumped about staying up all night, what better way than with some upbeat music? It will also help you get through all your work and make it somewhat more enjoyable! Don’t worry, we’ll help you pick some out.

Mini Breaks

Another crucial element to pull a successful all-nighter? Have occasional 5-10 minute breaks to snack, stretch, check Facebook (even though not many people will be up), or whatever else you may have been dying to do. It’s important to keep yourself energized! But don’t get too distracted and end up staying up the whole night and still not getting any work done!

1. Johnny Depp

2009′s Sexiest Man Alive winner knows how to don facial hair, whether it’s a braided beard or a soul patch/beard combo.

2. Ryan Gosling

This Notebook cutie can certainly rock the hipster-esque look any day. We know plenty of chicks that would love to be tickled by that scruff.

3. Liam and Chris Hemsworth

This brother duo must have it in their good genes to be able to look gorgeous with or without the facial hair

4. James Franco

Mr. Franco definitely knows how to rock the mustache look. Hats off to him for making Mustache March last all through summer!

5. Adam Levine

This Maroon 5 singer can rock the stubbly, unshaven look even on the red carpet. Yes, we’re jealous.

6. Channing Tatum

Not a common sight to see, but Channing can also look extremely attractive with facial hair, as well as without it.

7. Gerard Butler

This Scottish beau knows how to work the beard/mustache combo to his advantage, looking extra manly.

8. Robert Downey Jr.

RDJ always dons an interesting and very unique set of facial hair on the red carpet and manages to pull it off 100% of the time.

9. Orlando Bloom

Mr. Bloom still maintains his baby face, all the while adding a touch of facial hair for a sexy touch.

10. Zach Galifianakis (of course!)

This Hangover star always dons the large bushy beard that gives him his unique appearance, one probably wouldn’t recognize him without it

It’s finally Friday, and we know everyone’s itching to get off work/school/the couch and grab a drink (or twenty) with their friends this evening. How are we so sure? Because we’re right there with you.In light of the epicness that is the weekend, we’re here to offer you our drink pick of the week. There’s no doubt that shots and beer are always fun, but sometimes it’s nice to get a little weird. Why not broaden your horizons a little? Try out this new conCOCKtion tonight to liven up your evening. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GIN OLD FASHIONED

This week, we’re going old school, because if Mad Men has taught us anything, it’s that your grandpa had a better time than you did.  So hide your dirty underwear and your porn, spray some air freshener, and channel your inner Humphrey Bogart because we’re classing up the joint.

MIXIN’S

1 sugar cube (or a teaspoon regular sugar)

2 dashes bitters (every serious drinker should have bitters)

1 teaspoon water

2 ounces gin
DIRECTIONS 

Throw the sugar and bitters into a glass and then add water.  Stir that shit up until all the sugar has dissolved.  Be patient with it– this is a labor of love.  Slowly pour in the gin and stir again.  Toss in a couple ice cubes and take a minute to marvel at your creation (this is an important step, the waiting).  Suit not required, but suggested very, very strongly

Here at Sorry for Partying, we’ve become pros at taking hints. If 9/10 of our relationships fail, we stop casting the blame on our partners, and spin it back onto ourselves. Taylor Swift, serial dater and extreme complainer, hasn’t been fortunate enough to come to this realization. It’s for this reason that people of America should never look up to her for life advice or guidance. On the other hand, here are four notorious artists who are slightly less horrible:

1. Macklemore – More people should be like the creator of “Thrift Shop,” and here’s why: in his latest song, “same love,” he addresses his stance on a serious topic and comes out looking like a pretty stand-up guy. That’s more than we can say about any of Taylor Swift’s whiny songs chronicling the life cycle of her fairytale prince-turned-douche.

2. Ke$ha – The key takeaway from “die young” is to love your life (and all of your drugs) and not take it for granted. But, please – don’t interpret this small bit of acclaim as permission to wear a neon leotard in public.

3. Britney Spears – Britney teaches us all that you can go completely batshit and still manage to land a multi-million dollar deal judging other people. If that doesn’t inspire you, then there’s really no hope for you, and you’re probably better off listening to the most annoying sound in the world, courtesy of T-Swift.