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Drunkass Dispatch of the Day: Don’t Tase Me Bro!

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Posted March 7, 2012 by in DRUNK

It’s been awhile, but we’ve all seen the infamous, “Don’t tase me bro” video from a couple years ago. Never has a better plea ever been muttered to police.

As was the case back then, the cops are still busting fools with their tasers – never cool. For example, early this morning, a crowd again saw a poor soul have thousands of little electric shocks go through his body – just brutal to even think about. The dude was apparently pretty shmammered after mixing pain meds with “a couple brews, and unconsciously got punched by a couple other bros, yikes!

Look cops, the dude’s just trying to have a good ol’ time by drinking some of the best stuff on earth. If you’re going to go around and start tasing people everytime things get a little rowdy, well it’s time for you to put down the taser gun, relax a little, and start slamming shots to see what it’s really like to be the life of the party.

To this fine man for living it up, even if though the shock of it caught up to him, we toast you… just stick to a couple tylenol before drinking to avoid the hangover next time.


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