Drunkass Dispatch of the Day: Ass Shots
Ahh, there’s no better way to get drunk then stuffing an ol’ tampon dipped in vodka up your… well, you know what. It’s a classic undergrad move that’s not exactly a secret – thanks Nicki Minaj! Although we prefer to use a damp sock to sit on, it seems more and more college kids are starting to use tamps in order to skip the hassle of slamming five or six drinks to get your buzz on.
We admit that when we reveresed the good curse, that it was a little weird having five dudes sitting around watching TV sitting on a vodka-soaked sock; but it’s all in the name of experience, and trust us, that night was quite the memorable one. It ended up at a strip club, obliterated out of our minds, taking dick pics with strippers – don’t ask how we didn’t get kicked out.
We’ll be the first to tell you that it’s mega effective, so we’d advise to proceed with a heavy flow of caution – get it? Like anything, don’t overdue it. To be honest, the awkwardness of sitting on one of your own gym socks was a little much, so we’d prefer just pouring shots and taking ‘em down the ol’ pipe.
But to those who believe in adventure and want to try something a little radical, we salute you for being a good sport – but don’t say we didn’t warn you!