Drunkass Dispatch of the Day: Amish Paradise
So let’s just get this question off our chest. How much of a drag is it being Amish? No offense to you if you are – which you can’t be, because they don’t use computers, right? Either way, talk about bad luck. You grow up completely hidden from normal society, have to wear those goofy lookin’ outfits, and in some cases, end up marrying your sister or cousin (ouch).