No need to wait till tomorrow for some stuffing!
It's time to get the most out of your Hump Day!
Don't be bashful, get after the humping today!
It's the time of week where you can hump, and nobody cares.
You want more girls, so here's how to get 'em!
Go on young one, hump today!
It's time you actually learn something from that awful song!
Get out the lube, and start going to town today!
You've hit a dry spell, here's your reasons why!
Slip on a BILLY BOY condom and start humping!