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We’re Going Fishing For A Catfish

Catfish has become one of our guilty pleasure reality shows...


10 Signs That You’ll Probably Die Alone

In the words of Ricky Martin, "nobody wants to be lonely."


Ways To Spot a Stage-5 Clinger

We've gone ahead and mapped out the red flags you might overlook due to their abs/boobs/dimples/etc. You're welcome, and stay safe out there.


Why You Shouldn’t Take Your Guy Shopping With You

We're here to stick up for the guys and say QUIT IT

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What Former Miss USA’s Dating Woes Means for You

Did you just make the mistake of downloading the Swipe app on your Android, and now everyone knows you’re sad and alone?


If He’s Ignoring You…

The 2009 hit movie He's Just Not That Into You, got us thinking about why guys can be so charming one night and then act like nothing happened the next day, while we sit by the phone all night. Not cool. And we're over it.


In Defense of Selfies

Sometimes you just want a great new profile picture, and you want to get the job done yourself.

Generic 1960s pic of a father and son scene.

Parental Advice: How to Approach a Potential Summer Fling

Let’s face it: when it comes to the opposite sex, a lot of us are completely baffled...


Can Everyone Calm Down About Yoga Pants?

It was recently reported that an airline security worker slut-shamed a teenage girl for wearing yoga pants. We at Sorry for Partying have strong feelings against this for a few reasons...


New-School Pick-Up Artist Part 1

It's 2013 people, update your play book, or get lost in the past with the rest.