5 Favorite Ways to Drink
Sucking down Grandpa’s cough syrup is great, but acting like a gray-hair while doing it isn’t. Since we’re young, dumb, and don’t give a damn about the reports on binge drinking, we throw down in different ways.
What are the best? We’ll let you decide; but these are a couple of our favorites.
And with America’s birthday tomorrow, you better believe we’ll be seeing these out and about at parades, firework shows, and around the pool. Life’s fucking great, isn’t it?
5. Beer Helmet
4. Edward 40-Hands
3. Bonging a beer
2. Shotgunning your brew
1. Drinking like a mother fuckin’ elephant
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