DRUNK
Things Not to Order at the Bar on a Weekend
This weekend, like every weekend, droves of people will be out at the bars. In order to make everyone’s life as easy as possible, please refrain from ordering any of the following drinks, lest the person behind you smashes your face against the bar. (This goes ...
MUSIC
Five Reasons Why The New Daft Punk Album Doesn’t Suck
IT’S FINALLY HERE EVERYBODY! The new Daft Punk album has just been released and already people are talking about it. Shit, people were talking about the new Daft Punk album years ago, before there even was a new Daft Punk album. The french duo has been the ce...
SEX
Creative Ways to Brush off A Creep
We’ve all experienced him. You know, the guy who has horrible game and whose persistence is annoying. But you’d be lying if you said you had a boyfriend, and the whole “I’m a lesbian” thing got old as soon as it started. Here’s how to effectively make a q...
CELEBS
Hottest Celebrities: Boobs Edition
What is it about boobs that drives men insane? Small, little, bouncy, or firm guys will still want to see them. Here at Sorry For Partying we believe in the phrase ‘If you’ve got it, flaunt it!’ so we’ve compiled a list of the five lovely la...
SPORTS
6 Sporting Events That Are Known For Partying
Love sports and love to party? Trying to make your bucket list? Don’t worry bro, we got you. Here are a few suggestions of “must-dos” before you die. Let the partying ensue. Rose Bowl – Watching college football in California is great. The best part is th...
Reasons Why You Have To Do The Harlem Shake Drunk
For a quick minute, the world witnessed a fad known as the "Harlem Shake." Many a campus, friend group, and generic worldwide citizen got together to dance like goons for a good 5 seconds in the name of shenanigans. Now that th...
Celebrity We’d Like to Party With: Dave Grohl
The question is, who would be on our flip cup dream team? We're determined to recruit only the elite! We love public displays of awesomeness, so here's this week's celebrity who caught our attention.
Reasons To See Macklemore Live
Here are 5 reasons you need to spend your money on something other than booze (we know, it's scary): a Macklemore concert.
5 Things People Need To Stop Putting On The Internet
Here are 5 things people need to stop posting on the Internet, so that we can all happily coexist.
Exxxotic Dancer We Love: Alexis Texas
Day in and day out they make the internet a better place for all of us single people out there just looking to get lucky...alone
Athletes Who Party the Most
Here’s a list of some of the biggest partiers in professional sports, and some of our greatest heroes!
